crazyshitithinkabout

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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ducktapeandlaces:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

"You’re an Irish dancer? but you’re black"
"Crop your legs out of the picture, nobody is going to buy a dress from a black dancer"
"Look, I’m the same color as you!(It’s extremely common to tan for competitions.)"
"You can only jump so high because you’re black."
"You’re seriously the whitest child I know(in terms of the way I speak and interests."

holdup your whole look is perfection and fuck those people

ducktapeandlaces:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

"You’re an Irish dancer? but you’re black"

"Crop your legs out of the picture, nobody is going to buy a dress from a black dancer"

"Look, I’m the same color as you!(It’s extremely common to tan for competitions.)"

"You can only jump so high because you’re black."

"You’re seriously the whitest child I know(in terms of the way I speak and interests."

holdup your whole look is perfection and fuck those people

guy

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

goodbye-bingeeating

Be kind to yourself. Stop telling yourself that whatever you are struggling with “should” be easy. If something is hard for you, it is hard for you. There are probably Reasons, though those may just be how you are wired. Acknowledge these things. When you finish something hard, be proud! Celebrate a little.

And really, just stop saying “should” to yourself about your thoughts and feelings in any context. You feel how you feel. The things in your head are the things in your head. You can’t change either directly through sheer force of will. You can only change what you do. Stop beating yourself up for who and what you are right now–it isn’t productive. Focus on moving forward.

lifeinthefeislane

lifeinthefeislane:

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

OH MY GOD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂